Introducing the Orange Barrel Network

After a lifetime of suffering knucklehead presidents, I guess I have to do it myself. I’m launching my 2028 presidential bid soon with lots of good ideas. But here is one to get you excited about the future.

Road construction is a constant pain in the neck for all Americans. Long rows of tens of thousands of orange barrels are our constant companions. My idea is the Orange Barrel Network (OBN). We add video screens to the barrels, all on the same video or channel. As you crawl by, you can catch the big game at the same time. I project ad revenue at $1 trillion for the first year alone which goes straight to taxpayers. Vote Ditzel in 2028. #BarrelTV #OBN #Ditzel2028