It turned out my wife was doing some recreation of her own

I watched a video where a guy said you have to walk on the molding on the roof of your Recreational Vehicle to check it for soundness. You should do it once a year at least, especially before you go on vacation.

I commented, “I walked on my RV molding like this. My wife didn’t know I was up there and took off at high speed. I surfed on top until we came to an underpass so I jumped in the air over the bridge and landed back on the roof. I hung upside down trying to get her attention when she took a curve at high speed. It stretched me out like a flag as I held on for dear life. It turned out she was driving to my brother’s house and they were cheating on me using my own RV. I surprised them by dropping off the roof just as they were getting cozy. So this is a useful tip.”