Joe Biden Style Insults

You are a pirate-looking bloody scalawag.

You are a popcorn-loving movie fool.

You are a hockey-head puck lobber.

You are a crazy-eyed snake sitter.

You are a bald-headed hello kitty bouncer.

You are a leather-lunged steam kettle.

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.