Joel Osteen, please send me my $600,000!
I was visiting Lakewood church in Houston a while back because Joel tells good jokes and I wanted to get some tips. I had $600,000 on me because Houston street parking is expensive! I darted in the restroom and couldn’t find anywhere to set down my fat stacks of cash so I quickly busted a hole in the wall and stuck it in there. Then I forgot about it! Joel, please Fedex my money to me ASAP. Thanks!