Listen, Farnsworth, you know Tom Brady attracts too much attention!

The 2022 US Open finishes today at The Country Club in Brookline near Boston. It is the oldest country club in the US, founded in 1892. Fun Fact: They didn’t admit Tom and Gisele Brady when they put in their bid because they lived nearby and the club though he would attract too much attention.

Too bad – they missed out on the two golf courses, Olympic-sized swimming pool, equestrian trails, curling rink, skeet-shooting range, and World’s Largest Bounce House.

OK, I made up the Bounce House. Don’t worry, Tom and Gisele were quietly admitted in 2017, several years after they applied. (Well, technically, you don’t apply – they invite you – but whatever.