Man saves a wolf just to have a good story to tell at the singles bar

OK, so the guy in this video saves a wolf. That’s a good thing. I told my cousin Coffey from Chillicothe about this video and he wasn’t as impressed.

“Guy saves a wolf?”

“Yup!”

“Ehhhhhhh…”

“What, now you going to tell me you saved an elephant or something like that, right?”

“Tweren’t no elephant, by gum, Joe. But I did save my buddy when we were in a remote cabin one summer.”

“Okay, I’ll bite.”

“We were up in upstate Michigan doing some deer hunting when we got caught in an early snowstorm. We hightailed it to a cabin we seen up there on the hill in the trees. We were bushwacked so we threw our stuff down and plopped on a couple beds. I was out like a light when I woke up to my buddy’s screams and saw him fighting off two dozen snakes who fell out of a hole in the ceiling.”

“Wow. Creepy!”

“You ain’t whistlin Dixieland! Well, I grabbed my knife and I started grabbing snakes and cutting them in half and flinging them on the floor, figured that killed them up good. But the half-snakes started wiggling on the ground and went out a hole near the front door. Pretty soon they were all gone!”

“Amazing. And creepy!”

“You ain’t kiddin’ because you ain’t no Jackie Gleason, comic genius.”

“What?”

“Fergit it. Well, we high-tailed it out of there and finally found his truck and drove home.”

“I have a snakin’ suspicion you made up this story.”

“No, you maroon, you can call him right now. Well, he’s dead, but if we have a seance, you can talk to him and get the skinny.”

“Nah, let’s pass on that.”