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Medical News: Doctors Installed The Hockey Heart Monitor in My Chest

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Medical news: My doctor had to implant the new Hockey Heart Monitor in my chest. He said one more Stanley Cup game will kill me without it. After testing, he told me my heart rate has been rising to 1000 beats per minute during overtime periods. If my heart fails during a game, the Hockey Heart Monitor is patched in directly to a local heart surgeon to speed up a transplant.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.

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