Meghan Markle Schooled In Royal Style

Megan Markle is getting a crash course in how to be a proper royal. She’s been assigned a royal “adviser” to teach her the ways of the crown. The funny this is Meghan Markle already has great style and class, but the Queen makes every royal learn these rules no matter what.

1. No yelling at Piers Morgan above 100 decibels before throwing the TV out of the palace.
2. Royals must wear conservative, tasteful clothing. No Ed Hardy, Affliction or Kid Rock brands. No trucker hats or T-shirts with a picture of husband Harry that say, “Royal Pain in the Ass!”
3. Elegant hats worn to official events must be no smaller than 6 feet in diameter.