Health

Mom, I got cut!…I’m sorry, son. Cluck-cluuuuuckkkk!

No, you can’t get the bird flu virus that has wrecked chickens in the poultry industry, sending egg prices soaring. You may however begin to cluck uncontrollably during board meetings or your kids crying to you they didn’t make the team.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.