My password brain is on empty

March 3, 2024 Joe Ditzel

My password brain is on empty. I’m down to weird combinations of girls that dumped me in fifth grade, obscure colors like Puce, and random smashes on the keyboard.

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Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.