No Valet

May 9, 2000 Joe Ditzel

Following a lady walking to her car
Is she the Rolls, is she the Jaguar?
I need to take her parking space
Get it for myself, it’s a race

Green Jeep coming the other way
I put on my blinker, here to stay
The lady opens a Black and Gold Benz
Throws something in, goes back to the mall again

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I need a parking space in LA
I can’t find a parking space in LA
I don’t want to pay the valet in LA
I just need a parking space in LA

Sunday night heading to the comedy store
Only have dollars three or four
I can’t park in the Hyatt’s lot
It costs six more bucks than I got

I spy a space on the street
Feeling good got everyone beat
Well no wonder that space looked so lonely
Sign says passenger loading only

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I need a parking space in LA
I can’t find a parking space in LA
I don’t want to pay the valet in LA
I just need a parking space in LA

Easing down PCH in Hermosa
Trying to park just a little closer
Found a spot near Pier Avenue
Oh my God, there’s actually two

Later looking for my car found none
Sign says can’t park here past one
Down the Strand took another look
My car was on the tow truck hook

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I need a parking space in LA
I can’t find a parking space in LA
I don’t want to pay the valet in LA
I just need a parking space in LA