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Ohio Governor Sends Planeload of Cleveland Browns to Florida. Invokes Executive Order.

Early this morning Ohio governor Mike DeWine invoked executive order to send a planeload of Cleveland Browns players to Tampa Bay. “Let’s see how THEY deal with these guys,” a visibly frustrated DeWine told reporters outside the statehouse as he steadied himself. “THEY. LOST. TO. THE. JETS.” He repeated the statement as he pounded the podium and fought back tears. “Let Tampa Bay figure them out.”

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