Only in Indianapolis: 10 Absurdly Unique Attractions!

1. Indy Sky Gondolas: Hover over the city in a hot-air balloon shaped like a race car! Indianapolis offers this one-of-a-kind aerial experience, providing a panoramic view of the city while you sit inside a faux IndyCar.
2. The Great Corn Labyrinth: Indiana’s love for corn takes a twist! Dive into this massive downtown corn maze and seek the prize: a golden ear of corn worth $5,000.
3. Monument Circle Trampoline Park: Bounce your way around the city’s iconic Monument Circle. With trampolines of various sizes, leap as high as the Soldiers and Sailors Monument! Remember to wear socks.
4. Pacers’ Underwater Basketball: The city’s beloved basketball team has introduced an underwater version of the sport at the Canal. Dive in, and dunk to a whole new level!
5. Indy 0.5: Experience the thrill of the Indy 500, but at a walker’s pace! This snail-paced race around a 0.5-mile track lets tourists feel the adrenaline without breaking a sweat.
6. Floating Farmers’ Market: Why walk when you can float? Paddle through the Central Canal while shopping for fresh produce on bobbing stalls. Don’t forget your waterproof bags!
7. Eagle Creek Synchronized Duck Dance: Every evening at sunset, trained ducks at Eagle Creek Park put on a choreographed water ballet, a spectacle that leaves everyone quacking with laughter.
8. Giant Fried Pork Tenderloin Swing: Indy’s love for oversized pork tenderloin sandwiches takes a twist! Swing on a giant, cushioned pork tenderloin while enjoying views of the White River.
9. Mass Ave Mime Festival: An annual event where hundreds of mimes take over Massachusetts Avenue, demonstrating their skills, hosting silent discos, and challenging you to a game of “Invisible Tug-of-War”.
10. The Indiana Fountain of Youth: Tucked away in Garfield Park, this mysterious fountain promises to rejuvenate anyone who takes a sip. While its effects are debated, the queue of hopeful visitors grows each year.

Visitors be warned: Indianapolis is not just about racing. The city offers bizarre, entertaining, and absolutely unforgettable experiences that you won’t find anywhere else.