What happened to Moondog?
During last night’s Cavaliers halftime show, the team’s beloved mascot, Moondog, took a leap into local—and possibly intergalactic—legend. According to
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Major action star sports a new look around town
It started with a collective hush, a soft ripple of disbelief that drifted through the crowded sidewalk. There, beneath the
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The Mayor, the Tree, and the Thermos of Doom
A small town in the upper middle of Ohio has a popular Christmas tree lighting ceremony every year. People drive
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News Report: Thousands of unexplained drones fill New Jersey skies
News Report: Thousands of unexplained drones fill New Jersey skies. Don’t worry. It’s just New Yorkers checking out New Jersey
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Aging Like Fine Meh
Birthdays—those annual hall passes we give ourselves to devour an entire cake and then pretend everyone else is the glutton
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Lick my feet, tell me my future
By licking your feet, your dog can tell where you’ve been and with who. He knows your new “running buddy”
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I think I might be overcompensating with my new truck
I think I might be overcompensating with my new truck.
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Donald Trump at 14 Working at McDonald’s in 1960
Snippets of 14-year-old Donald Trump working at McDonald’s On Greeting Customers “Welcome to McDonald’s, the greatest burger place, maybe of
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Just bite down on this, pardner!
An insurance company just revealed they may not pay for “additional” anesthesia for operation patients if the operation goes over
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High streets and low blows: Get to know Columbus neighborhoods
Columbus, Ohio. Locals sometimes call it C-Bus. Which sounds like a bus in a horror movie where you can get
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Amazon Launches “Prime Fly” Personal Drone Flights — Your One-Way Ticket to Terrifying Convenience
In a move guaranteed to change how we travel (and likely how we scream), Amazon has announced it will begin
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Introducing the Orange Barrel Network
After a lifetime of suffering knucklehead presidents, I guess I have to do it myself. I’m launching my 2028 presidential
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“Putting Feathers on the Fish” and more common phrases and their history
1. “Putting Feathers on the Fish” – Origin: In ancient coastal towns, superstitious fishmongers believed that decorating fish with
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10 NFL Team-Specific Cuts by Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency
The Dallas Cowboys “America’s Team” Branding Council This group worked tirelessly to maintain the Cowboys’ image as “America’s Team,” despite
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10 Football-Themed Cuts by Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency
10 Football-Themed Cuts by Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency The National Huddle Standardization Board This board spent $12 million
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