I’ll be right there: The last second Uber rider
MARCUS, 32, is in his apartment, talking to his phone camera for his new self-help vlog: “Life Optimization Tips with
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
I hope there’s not a double feature
“I’ve stopped telling my dreams to people. The last one left halfway through.”
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I wouldn’t be caught dead in Hoboken
“Of course I live in Manhattan. You think I’m a Barbarian.”
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Corinna Kopf Calls It Quits on OnlyFans Following a Staggering $67 Million Success
I believe it. Heck, my Farmer Joe OnlyFans page has pulled in $23.47.
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From Schmear to Sweep? Dodgers Lead 3-0 in Rivalry-Reviving World Series
The Dodgers are cleaning the Yankees’ clock so far. They’ve taken a 3-0 lead in the World Series, with Freddie
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You are always number one in my eyes
Not sure why all the ruckus about Donald Trump having a picture of himself on his phone lock screen. I
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The surprising health benefits of feeling pain
According to this article in Time magazine, there are measurable health benefits to your body feeling pain. Upon learning this,
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Sam the retired trash man: last minute candidate for President of the United States
“Ladies and gentlemen, fellow Americans, and everyone who has ever been stuck behind someone driving 10 miles under the speed
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3 weak jokes about the planned Chick-Fil-A streaming TV service
Chick-Fil-A is launching a TV streaming platform… But it’s closed on Sundays, so don’t even think about binge-watching that day.
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Derek Jeter’s gift baskets from 2010
Yankees GM Brian Cashman blames the cheating Astros for keeping them out of the World Series for so long. Lol.
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Johnny Football 2.0: Because Cleveland Loves a Good Trainwreck
The Cleveland Browns have never been averse to revisiting old mistakes. It’s practically a part of their brand. And so,
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Elon Musk Promises Free Tesla Motorcycles to All Trump Voters: “Badassery on Two Wheels”
Elon Musk announced today that every American who votes for Donald Trump in the upcoming election will receive a brand-new
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Pop Crackle Snap
(A spoken word poem.) Pop. Crackle. Snap. Yeah, I’m talking about popcorn, that buttery king of the snack aisle, The
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I was fired from Major League Baseball
It all started with what I thought was a stroke of pure genius. Major League Baseball needed a shot in
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