Pickleball ball hog
Having a ball hog on your pickleball team is like watching your Uncle DanceDance at your cousin’s wedding reception taking
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
The $7.7 billion second round of Biden student loans forgiveness is so good
Man, this $7.7 billion second round of Biden student loans forgiveness is so good, I’M getting money back and I
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That feeling of relief when you’ve given up on your team for the season and can relax
That feeling of relief when you’ve given up on your team for the season and can relax
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Scottie Scheffler Arrested at Valhalla Club After Using Rolls Royce as Golf Cart
(LOUISVILLE, KY – 05-17-24) — The serene greens of the Valhalla Golf Club turned into a chaotic spectacle yesterday as
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The Great Tractor Race Across Iowa
Iowa in the summer. The air is filled with the scent of fresh corn, the chirping of crickets, and the
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Chinese zoo faces criticism after dyeing Chow Chow dogs to look like pandas
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Chinese zoo faces criticism after dyeing Chow Chow dogs to look like pandas.
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Elevator ninja
Invasive Thoughts: Sometimes I wonder what would happen if you pressed all the buttons on an elevator and then ninja-rolled
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Meowing like a cat
Invasive Thoughts: In the quiet of a library, sometimes I wonder what would happen if I just started meowing loudly
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Kickin’ ass and writing poetry
Fun fact: the oldest author in human history is a woman named Enheduanna, a writer, priestess and poet in the
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Joe – By request only
This is an album I recorded back in my Gospel Hootenanny days. So what is Gospel Hootenanny? Well, just tap
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This is your captain speaking. I’m a little hungover.
I heard this on a recent trip mid-flight: “This is your captain speaking. Actually, I’m still at home with a
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Eloise broke up with me because I said she was trying too hard to be cool with her daughter’s teenage friends
Eloise broke up with me because I said she was trying too hard to be cool with her daughter’s teenage
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Chloe dumped me because we were opposites
Chloe dumped me because we were opposites. She was organized and I thought ‘cleaning up my act’ just meant deleting
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That feeling when the monsters of ruined golf rounds past haunt you as you putt for birdie to break 80 for the first time
That feeling when the monsters of ruined golf rounds past haunt you as you putt for birdie to break 80
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From the pits of despair
So there I was, a freelance deliveryman navigating the hilly labyrinth of a college town, where every road looks like
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