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Food and Restaurants
October 16, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Costco lands contract to serve $1.50 hot dogs and $2 pizza at the 2024 League Championship Series

Costco has been named the official food provider for both the American League and National League Championship Series, bringing their

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Tech and Science
October 15, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Apple Introduces SynapTap AI that automatically connects your iPhone to your brain

In a move that has catapulted us straight into a Black Mirror episode, Apple announced their latest innovation: SynapTap AI.

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Cars and Traffic
October 14, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Tesla Introduces The Thunderstorm: A Classic V8 Beast for the New Age

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Tesla Introduces The Thunderstorm: A Classic V8 Beast for the New Age PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA — In

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Sports
October 14, 2024 Joe Ditzel

If I flap my arms, I may be able to fly

10-14. Today is sports history (1975). In Game 6 of the World Series, Boston Red Sox catcher Carlton Fisk hit

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Sports
October 13, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Walk offs and pillow fights

10-13. Today in sports history. 1960. The Pittsburgh Pirates defeated the New York Yankees 10-9 in Game 7 of the

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Sports
October 12, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Sure but can he score a goal and get a penalty at the same time?

10-12. Today in sports history (1996): Dale Hunter scored his 300th career goal and became the first NHL player to

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Sports
October 11, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 things cocky pickleball players say

1. “Yeah, these paddles are custom-made from carbon-fiber-reinforced polymer with a titanium core. Cost me about 3 grand each, but

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Sports
October 11, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Spaghetti trees in Switzerland

10-11. Today in sports history: Deion Sanders famously played in both an NFL game for the Atlanta Falcons and Game

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Celebrities
October 10, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Brad Pitt knits scarves for orphans in Greenland

It’s time for the Celebrity Gossip Report guy on the third-ranked local TV station. On Brad Pitt’s Hobbies    “You

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Sports
October 10, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Nelson just wanted to get in his Fitbit steps

10-10. Today in sports history (2011): Nelson Cruz hit the first walk-off grand slam in MLB postseason history during the

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Sports
October 9, 2024 Joe Ditzel

We need to make a change to make it fair

10-9. Today in sports history: Babe Ruth’s 13-Inning Pitching Masterpiece (1916): Ruth pitched 13 scoreless innings after giving up a

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Sports
October 9, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 more things cocky skiers like to say

 On the chairlift with a stranger “First time skiing, huh? Yeah, I can tell by the way you awkwardly clicked

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Outdoor Sports
October 8, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 things cocky fishermen say

The Rod Whisperer  (While talking to another fisherman who’s struggling to reel anything in): “See that rod you’re holding? Yeah,

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Music
October 6, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 things guitarists who only play Taylor guitars say

Sure, let’s set the scene: there’s a guy sitting on a stool in a small, dimly lit cafe. He’s got

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Sports
October 6, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Manning’s comeback made the Bucs defense look like they were buffering while he was streaming greatness in 4K

Today in Sports History – Peyton Manning’s Epic Comeback (2003): The Indianapolis Colts, led by Peyton Manning, made history by

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