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Arts
May 9, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Meowing like a cat

Invasive Thoughts: In the quiet of a library, sometimes I wonder what would happen if I just started meowing loudly

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History
May 9, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Kickin’ ass and writing poetry

Fun fact: the oldest author in human history is a woman named Enheduanna, a writer, priestess and poet in the

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Music
May 7, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Joe – By request only

This is an album I recorded back in my Gospel Hootenanny days. So what is Gospel Hootenanny? Well, just tap

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Travel and Places
May 6, 2024 Joe Ditzel

This is your captain speaking. I’m a little hungover.

I heard this on a recent trip mid-flight: “This is your captain speaking. Actually, I’m still at home with a

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Relationships and Dating
May 5, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Eloise broke up with me because I said she was trying too hard to be cool with her daughter’s teenage friends

Eloise broke up with me because I said she was trying too hard to be cool with her daughter’s teenage

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Relationships and Dating
May 5, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Chloe dumped me because we were opposites

Chloe dumped me because we were opposites. She was organized and I thought ‘cleaning up my act’ just meant deleting

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Sports
May 3, 2024 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when the monsters of ruined golf rounds past haunt you as you putt for birdie to break 80 for the first time

That feeling when the monsters of ruined golf rounds past haunt you as you putt for birdie to break 80

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Gig Economy
May 3, 2024 Joe Ditzel

From the pits of despair

So there I was, a freelance deliveryman navigating the hilly labyrinth of a college town, where every road looks like

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Relationships and Dating
April 30, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Alexandrea dumped me when I accidentally super glued her vegan cookbook pages together during my “craft beer meets craft glue” phase.

Alexandrea dumped me when I accidentally super glued her vegan cookbook pages together during my “craft beer meets craft glue”

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Travel and Places
April 26, 2024 Joe Ditzel

How my apartment’s management turned daily chaos into a blockbuster experience

At one point in Southern California I lived in an apartment complex that was always an adventure, somewhere between “Survivor”

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Religion and Faith
April 25, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Dive into faith: Introducing Rapid Baptism River Adventures

Business idea: Rapid Baptism River Adventures. It’s a typical river raft ride but halfway, in a calm part of the

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History
April 25, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Sparta spanks Athens, the Double Helix is announced, and Henry VIII introduces a new wife-swapping service

Here are some notable historical events that happened on April 25: Wow! Those are some amazing events! You probably think

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Animals
April 24, 2024 Joe Ditzel

A dog reflects back on his life

A dog reflects back on his life.

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History
April 24, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Go ahead without me, guys, I’ll catch up with you

In the sweltering heat of ancient Egypt, where pyramids were the hottest real estate and the Nile wasn’t just a

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Tech and Science
April 23, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Proud to be a lovely ape

Everyone reading this is a survivor. Every. One. Let me explain: Humans, along with gorillas, chimpanzees, orangutans, and bonobos, belong

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