“Poison Control, How Can I Help You?”

The other day I took a big, long drink out of the water bottle I keep next to my computer.

Then realized it was hydrogen peroxide.

Couldn’t get through to poison control for a few minutes. Finally, I get them and explain what happened and asked if was going to die.

“No, you are not going to die. You can expect some vomiting about 10 minutes after ingestion. How long ago was this?”

“10 minutes.”

Right that second it all came back up.