Post Office Worker Busted For Stealing $600K in Stamps

A US Postal worker was recently busted for ripping off taxpayers in the form of $600,000 in stamps.

He tried sticking them on his body and mailing himself, but the delivery was still late.

Trump said he would add tariffs to US stamps until aides informed him the stamps are from his own country.

Who has enough mail to use $600,000 in stamps? That’s a lot of Christmas Cards.

The court is having difficulty seating a jury to hear the case because no one understands the question “Do you ever send letters in the mail?” One potential juror said, “What is mail?”

Kanye West supported the thief by wearing a hat that said “Make Stamps Great Again.”

$600,000 in stamps? Do you know how many Christmas cards you could send with that many stamps? You might even include your cousin’s dog this year. “Dear Scamp, Merry Christmas!” Or every ex you ever had. “Dear Lisa, you were right. It was all your fault. Merry Christmas!”

Were these “forever” stamps? For $600,000, they should go to jail forever.

The postal worker resold the stamps and spend the money on casino gambling. I also gamble every time I open the mailbox and hope my package is there.

The police held the suspect in postal jail at first. Postal jail is where they keep your packages locked up when you never get them.