San Francisco Area Home Sells For Record $100,000,000

A dilapidated shack situated in an open area 3 hours from downtown San Francisco recently sold for $100,000,000. The new owners, John and Andrea Wilstoneriski, have big plans to renovate the property into a 3-bedroom, 2.5 bath home for their young family.

“This right here will be the master bedroom,” John explained as he showed reporters through the wrecked shell of the old shack. Andrea led the group to the backyard where she pointed at a corner of the lot. “That’s where I will grow our vegetables. We like to eat clean.”