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San Francisco Giants Trade Madison Bumgarner to Milwaukee for Stroh Brewing Company

World Series ace Madison Bumgarner was traded to the Milwaukee Brewers today for the Stroh Brewing Company. All company assets and brands will be signed over to Bumgarner at the end of this season.

“I’ve always wanted to own a brewery,” Bumgarner told a group of sports writers sitting in the dugout to get out of the hot sun. “This is going to be a great time in Milwaukee. As soon as I am done with my baseball job, I can stroll down to the Stroh’s plant and sample my own brews. Hey, that might make a cool ad slogan” ‘Stroll down to get a Stroh’s.'”

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