She dumped me because I’ve never seen “Team America: World Police”

Faustina is a huge Trey Parker and Matt Stone fan. She loves “South Park.” She dumped me because I’ve never seen “Team America: World Police.”

“You’ve never seen it?” she said haughtily.

“No, I don’t think so. Maybe it was on and I fell asleep.”

“Fell asleep? Are you crazy?” she said as she slammed the door forever.