She left me because I forgot to put the lid back on the Miracle Whip

Relationships are hard. And sometimes she responds to something I did, but it’s not the real reason – she is angry about something else I did, maybe months ago.

One time a woman left left me because I forgot to put the lid back on the Miracle Whip. I have no idea what the real reason was.

Maybe it was the Miracle Whip.