Shoes Are Cursed
Order shoes. Lost in transit or stolen. Get refund, order again. Wrong size shipped. Return shoes and reorder. Wrong size again shipped. Decide shoes are cursed. Donate them to charity.
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Order shoes. Lost in transit or stolen. Get refund, order again. Wrong size shipped. Return shoes and reorder. Wrong size again shipped. Decide shoes are cursed. Donate them to charity.