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Six Ways to Spend the $250,000 Your Grandmother Left You

1. Start a naked bowling league.

Naked Bowling Night

2. Invest in a car that runs on power generated by the human cold.

car driven by tears

3. Build a golf course consisting of 1.5 holes.

golf course of 1.5 holes

4. Start a skateboarding school for adorable dogs in funny videos.

SKATEBOARD DOG 72DPI

5. Create a social media site for people in the Witness Protection System.

CRIMEBOOK 72DPI

6. Start a storage company targeting ex-girlfriends with huge amounts of excess baggage.

baggage storage unit
 

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.

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