Sparks

Ed and Sam were standing at the first tee, agreeing to play the ball as it lay for the round. Ed hit a beautiful tee shot 250 yards down the middle of the fairway. Sam was not so lucky, shanking his shot dead right with the ball coming to rest dead center on the cartpath.

“I get free relief from the cartpath”, Sam said. “Like hell you do,” Ed said. “We’re playing it as it lies, remember?” So they hop in the cart, and Sam drops Ed in the middle of the fairway at his ball. Then he heads over to the cartpath to hit his shot.

Ed begins to laugh to himself as he Sam making sparks on the concrete as he took his practice swing. Then with another array of sparks, Sam nails his shot straight at the green. The ball lands softly and stops three feet from the pin. Then he casually gets in the cart and drives back to Ed.

“Great shot”, Ed said. “What club did you use?”

Sam said, “Your six iron”.