Restaurant Portions Are Killing Us
Restaurant portions are way too big! No wonder we struggle to lose weight. The portions restuarants are serving us are
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Joe Ditzel
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Food
5 Smoking-Hot San Francisco Restaurants That Went Down in Flames
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San Francisco is one of the world’s great towns for food. You can experience every food on the planet without
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Why Is Service At Your Favorite Restaurant So Darn Slow?
Many people are marking down “slow service” in online reviews for restaurants. One long-established eatery in New York decided to
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Slightly Crazy People at the Grocery Store
Food shopping is fraught with danger. Just dealing with these slightly crazy people at the grocery store is a challenge:
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Fresh and Clean: This Piglet Gets Distracted With Food So They Can Give Him a Bath
Nothing like some food to keep a micro-pig occupied.
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Are The “Silent But Deadly Ones” Really Worse?
Plus, are the loud ones more potent than the silent ones? AsapSCIENCE breaks it all down.
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Jokes For Kids: Strawberry Shake
Q: How do you make a strawberry shake? A: Take it to a scary movie.
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Hot Things Hot
Wanda walked into a store. Curious about a shiny object, she asked, “What is that?”
The store clerk responded, “It’s a thermos.”
“What does it do?”
The clerk said, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” Wanda bought one and took it to work the next day.
Her boss asked, “What is that shiny object?”
“It’s a thermos.”
“What does it do?”
“It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”
“What do you have in there?”
“Two cups of coffee and a popsicle.”
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Panda Suspect
A Panda walks into a restaurant and orders the special of the day. He eats the food, gets up and shoots the waitress dead. The hostess runs over to the Panda and says, “What did you do that for?”
The Panda says,”Look up ‘Panda” in the dictionary, and you will see…”
And with that, the Panda walked out of the restaurant.
The hostess rushed to a dictionary, looked up ‘Panda’ and read…”Panda, n., mammal, eats shoots and leaves.”
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Creative Prisoners
The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, “I would like to know two things. First: Why did you revolt?
Second: How did you get out of your cell?”
One of the three men stepped forward, “Warden, we rebelled because the food is awful.”
“I see. And what did you use to break the bars?”
“French Toast.”
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Cookie
Today is the day! The Girl Scout Cookies are here! I get my cookies from coworkers. Last year they didn’t arrive until around 330pm. I didn’t eat lunch that day. I was so hungry I ate a whole box of samoas. My body started to shake. I walked around like Beavis with my shirt over my head muttering “more samoas”. I had to leave work and lie down for 35 days.
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