Golf

As his game deteriorates over 18 holes he starts blaming the course. “Don’t they ever mow this rough?” “What is

You shank a 3-iron to the right rough. "I saw it!" he says. "It just went over the cart-path!" Oddly,

This guy has the latest Callaway Big-As-Half-a-Loaf-of-Rye-Bread Bertha. He had the first metal woods on the market. He had the

You’ll forget he’s even in your group. Quiet guy doesn’t enter into conversation or make any sound at all. That

On a par 4 you watch this golfer hit two shots OB. Later he takes three shots to get out

Exact Yardage Guy needs to know the precise yardage at all times. “Is the pin at the front of the

Mr. Instructor offers golf tips without anyone asking for them. He has every golf book, video and gadget and is

He can’t see past his nose or he keeps his head down so long he never gets a bead on

He leans over and tees up his ball. He stands behind the ball to start his pre-shot routine. Not satisfied