Every Day
Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny?
Danny Noonan: Every day.
Ty Webb: Good. Then what’s your problem?
Danny Noonan: I don’t know.
– Caddyshack
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Golf
Not Sure
Danny Noonan: I haven’t even told my father about the scholarship I didn’t get. I’m gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life.
Ty Webb: What’s wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards.
Danny Noonan: I notice you don’t spend too much time there.
Ty Webb: I’m not quite sure where they are.
– Caddyshack
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World’s Longest Golf Course Set to Open in Australia
The world’s longest golf course stretches over 800 miles through Australia.
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High School Golf Team Charters Plane
My dad would make me walk to the tournament. This high school team chartered their own plane.
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Good Job
In honor of Master’s Saturday and golfers everywhere here is a classic New Yorker cartoon.
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Florida Golfer Makes Amazing Shot
A lady in Florida makes an amazing world record golf shot.
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Phil Mickelson Leads Doral- Suffers from Exhaustion
Is Phil Mickelson going to pass out?
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Real Men Play Blades
“Real men play blades”, said John Carling, Sr. as he hit balls at the Studio City Golf Range last week. “All these ‘game improvement’ clubs, hybrids, perimeter-weighting, cavity backs, all of ’em are crap. It’s just the golf industry coming up with new ways to make money. And most people fall for it. Hook, line and sinker!”
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Dual Golf Club Heads to Market
Knockin’ Down Flags golf club company made history today with the introduction of the first double blade golf club- the Dual. “The idea is that, if you miss the ball with the first blade, the second blade will make contact- it’s a first,” crowed Director of Product Development Jimbo Kent as he demonstrated the product to retail buyers today at the World Golf Expo show in Dubai. “The Dual will revolutionize the game”.
“We were inspired by the multiple blades in an average everyday razor. We feel like our dual-blade club will help the average golfer, beginning golfers and inebriated golfers,” Mr. Kent said.
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