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Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems With Crime

Crime and Legal
August 2, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Listen, You Can’t Come In Here Without A Warrant

Gilly the Camel: “Listen, you can’t come in here without a warrant.”

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Crime and Legal
May 5, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Lady Poisons Roommates

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Crime and Legal
April 15, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Extreme Measures to Get Results

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August 4, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Mr. Shelby Mustang GT500

A man was arrested recently in Des Moines, Iowa for public intoxication. He had torn off his shirt, brandished a

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