Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Dating is a challenge no matter where you live. Dating in Ohio is especially awkward and annoying. 1. At least
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Read MoreYou've dated all the girls in your school and even the girl that serves hot dogs at the Friday hockey games. It is time for you to date a supermodel from Paris.
1. Your current looks are most likely not good enough for a supermodel. Make an appointment for full-body plastic surgery.
2. You must learn French. Play language tapes while you sleep.
3. Travel to Paris.
4. Attend a fashion show and find a supermodel that you like. Approach her with this ice breaker: "Excusemoi, accepte-vous my body odor?" She may respond violently.
5. Make a new appointment for full-body plastic surgery to repair the damage she has inflicted upon you.
Read MoreToday kids seem to know more about relationships when they are twelve than I do now at thirty-eight. When I was twelve I was just taking learning how to kiss. And the very first kiss took place at high noon in seventh grade.
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The epicenter of trendy LA is the Sky Bar. Every somebody and wannabe in town has traversed the wooden floors of this stylish outdoor bar at the Mondrian Hotel on the Sunset Strip.
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