Better be home by 11
“I need you home by eleven. If you don’t come home by eleven this time, just move to another state.
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
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I carry two foot wedges every round
Golfer in therapy. “I carry two foot wedges every round.”
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She’s been seeing his brother on the down low
She’s been seeing his brother on the down low.
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The food was so bad in London, we did this.
Liliane: “The food was so bad in London, we ordered DoorDash from Paris.”
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I miss the OLD Paris…
I miss the OLD Paris…or did I live in London then?
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New York is Chicago but…
New York City is Chicago but with more crime and better pizza.
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When the tourist wanted a selfie with a moose
When the tourist wanted a selfie with a moose.
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That golfer at your office annoying everyone
That golfer at your office annoying everyone. (Do people still go to offices?) #golf #golflife #work #job
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The last typewriter
This is the last typewriter I’ll ever buy.
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But what if I LIKE mail carriers?
But what if I LIKE mail carriers?
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Taylor Swift announces first concert on Mars
Taylor’s Mars Mission: Join Taylor Swift and her crew as they establish the first concert on Mars. The exclusive “Red
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The KC sportswriter assigned to Travis and Taylor realizes he just doesn’t care
The KC sportswriter assigned to Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift realizes he just doesn’t care.
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Ready for your 47th cup of coffee?
Ready for your 47th cup of coffee?
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The screenwriter for the Will/ Jada biopic realizes he just doesn’t care
The screenwriter for the Will Smith / Jada Pinkett biopic realizes he just doesn’t care.
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This dork is teeing off while talking on the phone
This dork golfer is teeing off while talking on the phone.
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