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BREAKING: Trump Buys MySpace
Today Facebook handed down a two-year extension on President Trump’s ban. He wasted no time in his response, buying MySpace
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Voter restriction enforcement AI robots installed throughout Georgia
Georgia lawmakers are taking voter restriction enforcement into the modern age with the installation of thousands of AI robots throughout
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BREAKING: Arizona to recount Maricopa County ballots. State opens permanent Vote Recount Center.
Arizona moved forward with plans to recount Maricopa county ballots. The state also revealed the beginning of construction of the
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Seattle sells old fire station, guy turns it into a house – city goes after him for not using it as a fire station
Seattle had an old fire station they weren’t using. “Let’s sell it!,” they thought. “Heck, we’ll tell potential buyers it
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Dodgers Attempt to Use Supreme Court to Reverse Astros 2017 World Series Win
I can’t keep up with the news. Now California is suing Texas in an effort to change the winner of
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Russia demands de-certification of “Miracle on Ice” victory at 1980 Winter Olympics
Interesting: The Russian hockey team is demanding the International Olympic Committee decertify the US-Russian hockey match played on February 22,
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Armed protesters show up outside the home of Michigan’s Secretary of State
Armed protesters gathered outside the home of Michigan’s Secretary of State in a vain effort to get state lawmakers to
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Massive problems, so many problems in Arizona
Presidential Press Conference 08-05-2020 Reporter: Why do you insist on repeating your claim of mail-in voting problems in Arizona? Trump:
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Freedom fighters on the front lines
Folks, our freedom is in the balance. Fortunately, there are people fighting on the front lines to try to bring
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Joe Biden Style Insults
You are a pirate-looking bloody scalawag. You are a popcorn-loving movie fool. You are a hockey-head puck lobber. You are
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When politicians negotiate a disaster relief bill
When politicians negotiate a disaster relief bill.
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Texas Longhorns Mascot “Bevo” Runs for State Representative
Bevo, a 1600-pound Texas longhorn steer and beloved live mascot of University of Texas sports, announced today his candidacy for
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