Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Relationship
Comfortable
I brought my date back to my house and said, “Make yourself at home.”
She did. She invited her boyfriend over.
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Blue Silk Pajamas
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting, so would you pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We’re leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pajamas.”
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says, “Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Northern Pike, and a few Perch. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to?”
“I did. They were in your tackle box.”
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Eddie’s Father
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Eddie’s father asked how much his last date had cost.
Eddie said, “Oh, about $15 or so.”
“Well, I’m proud of you for finally coming up with an inexpensive evening.”
“To be honest Dad, we’d have done more, but that was all the money she had.”
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Spin the Pen
Today kids seem to know more about relationships when they are twelve than I do now at thirty-eight. When I was twelve I was just taking learning how to kiss. And the very first kiss took place at high noon in seventh grade.
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Happily Married
“Now, that looks like a happily married couple,” said the husband.
“Don’t be too sure, dear. They are probably saying the same thing about us,” said his wife.
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Mixed Message
Sometimes you get a mixed message.
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We Need To Talk
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