Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
A Panda walks into a restaurant and orders the special of the day. He eats the food, gets up and shoots the waitress dead. The hostess runs over to the Panda and says, “What did you do that for?”
The Panda says,”Look up ‘Panda” in the dictionary, and you will see…”
And with that, the Panda walked out of the restaurant.
The hostess rushed to a dictionary, looked up ‘Panda’ and read…”Panda, n., mammal, eats shoots and leaves.”
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“Is everything alright?” Culver City resident Barry Kirko was asked seconds after being served his Banzai Bowl with Chicken and Black Beans. Kirko had yet to put a forkful of the delicious meal in his mouth. “Great!” he said, resting his hand on the table top.
Leaning his head back for a sip of his Sobe Green Tea, another cheerful employee asked Kirko, “Is everything alright?” Kirko spilled a little of the elixir as he said “Yes. Very good.”
Kirko had killed off three forkfuls of rice and beans when a manager approached. “Is everything alright?”, he asked in an upbeat tone. “Yes, sir!” Kirko intoned as he made a mock salute.
Four hours later Kirko headed for the door. “Was everything alright?” the night crew called after him. Kirko waved as the door swung shut behind him.
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