Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Wanda walked into a store. Curious about a shiny object, she asked, “What is that?”
The store clerk responded, “It’s a thermos.”
“What does it do?”
The clerk said, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” Wanda bought one and took it to work the next day.
Her boss asked, “What is that shiny object?”
“It’s a thermos.”
“What does it do?”
“It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”
“What do you have in there?”
“Two cups of coffee and a popsicle.”
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Read MoreLate Friday security guard Leon Wellell began to tell his co-worker Randy Stiller about his days as a retail salesperson. Only minutes later his story got lost on a critical detail- the name of some Microsoft software.
The story started well enough: “I used to sell high end audio, you know, home entertainment and all that. Then computers came in big so I switched to that,” Wellell began.
“What year was that?” asked Stiller.
At this point Wellell’s narrative started to stutter.
“Well, it was the year Microsoft came out with that one software that was so popular.”
“Windows?”
“No.”
“Excel?”
“No.”
“Word?”
“No.”
“Powerpoint?”
“No.”
“What was it?”
“I don’t know.”
The two guards looked at each other for a moment and then returned to their paperwork.
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