That time I got my head stuck in a beer bucket

The bear in this video somehow gets his head stuck in a bucket.

This happened to me once. I was at a crowded party and they had a small barrel of cans of beer and ice on a table. I had to peer in because there weren’t many left. Somebody was dancing the Cabbage Patch and bumped me hard. My head went in the bucket and it lodged on my noggin’. I panicked and started stumbling around yelling.

People thought I was just some crazy guy dancing with a bucket on his head and melted ice water pouring all over my body. Some lady grabbed my hand and started doing disco dance moves with me. I wound her into my body and flung her hard but it was too hard and she flew through the French doors into the bushes below.