That’s Not Chuck Norris

You’re probably familiar with Chuck Norris memes touting his badasseryness. Things like:

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets.
With nine bullets.

Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on the shower.
He stares at it until it starts to cry.

and

When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn’t push himself up.
He pushes the Earth down.

So I had to laugh when some nuts accused Mr. Norris of being a part of the criminal conspiracy takeover of the US Capitol Building.

It was a different guy who looked similar.

His agent said of the look-a-like, “That’s not Chuck Norris. Chuck is much better looking.”

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