The Good Old Days of Flying
People complain that flying is more stressful than it used to be. They say, “In the old days you could eat steak and drink Bloody Mary’s brought to you by pleasant flight attendants!”
What? Flying is MUCH better than it used to be. It’s faster and safer. You weren’t even able to get on the plane without going outside. Yeah, you had to walk out on the tarmac! Lord help us.