The Last 3 Places You Left Your Keys

You lost your keys. Again.

OK, so look in the last three places you’ve been.

Don’t remember?

Don’t worry, here are the last three places you’ve left them before. Try these first.

Try these places first.

The Circus

Remember that time you set down your keys on the seat in front of you so you could take a quick picture of the clown car crashing into the guy selling cokes, spraying cola all over the Girl Scouts in section Z? Check there.

The Subway

Sure, you don’t admit it. Because you don’t realize you are getting old. But you fell asleep on the train into the city. Yes, you did. And your keys fell on top of the service dog who was sleeping on the seat next to you, sliding into the pocket on his custom vest. His owner got off at Windsor Street and you slept all the way to the end of the line.

The Dollar Store

As a savvy shopper, you know the dollar store is the best place to get Halloween candy, swimming pool tubes and cheap glassware. Sadly, remember that one time you left your keys on a shelf when you needed an extra hand to pick up a giant salad bowl that doesn’t fit into your dishwasher to this day? Yeah, check there.