The main reason you should move to Norway
Listen, I know deep inside you want to be Tony Soprano, or at least Paulie. So this is what you do: move to Norway.
What? Norway? Yes, because YOU WILL get caught when you commit your favorite crime. I mean, look at you.
In Norway, prisons cells are more like dorm rooms. Each cell has a flat-screen TV, a private bathroom, a fridge, and a window with a view of the forest. Nice huh? Now you can catch up on the last season of Ozark you never watched.
