The worst way to say “good morning” in all 50 states

The worst way to say “good morning” in all 50 states.

1. Alabama
   • “Roll out of bed yet?”
2. Alaska
   • “Another day, another dollar… minus heating costs.”
3. Arizona
   • “Hot enough for ya? Oh wait, it’s only 5 AM.”
4. Arkansas
   • “Rise and shine, or just stay in bed. No one will notice.”
5. California
   • “Woke up to another organic, gluten-free, non-GMO earthquake.”
6. Colorado
   • “High and dry yet?”
7. Connecticut
   • “Another day in the shadow of New York.”
8. Delaware
   • “Good morning… or is it? Who remembers Delaware?”
9. Florida
   • “Wakey-wakey, before the next hurricane or alligator gets ya.”
10. Georgia
    • “Peachy keen or just rotten?”
11. Hawaii
    • “Aloha! Another tourist-filled paradise day.”
12. Idaho
    • “Potato or not, you still look like a couch.”
13. Illinois
    • “Blown away by the Windy City’s debt yet?”
14. Indiana
    • “Another day, another cornfield.”
15. Iowa
    • “Corn again for breakfast?”
16. Kansas
    • “Not in Oz, just another tornado warning.”
17. Kentucky
    • “Another day, another bourbon-fueled regret.”
18. Louisiana
    • “Bayou even up?”
19. Maine
    • “Lobster’s outpriced your rent again.”
20. Maryland
    • “Crabby as usual?”
21. Massachusetts
    • “Wicked tired or just regular tired?”
22. Michigan
    • “Motor’s running but going nowhere?”
23. Minnesota
    • “Cold as your ex’s heart out there.”
24. Mississippi
    • “River’s not the only thing running slow.”
25. Missouri
    • “Show me a reason to get up.”
26. Montana
    • “Big Sky, small plans?”
27. Nebraska
    • “Cornhusked your dreams yet?”
28. Nevada
    • “Bet you wish you stayed in bed.”
29. New Hampshire
    • “Live free or just hit snooze.”
30. New Jersey
    • “Turnpike’s jammed, like your life.”
31. New Mexico
    • “Aliens called, they don’t want to visit.”
32. New York
    • “Sleep’s for upstate, right?”
33. North Carolina
    • “Tar Heel or just stuck in bed?”
34. North Dakota
    • “Oil’s not the only thing in a slump.”
35. Ohio
    • “Buckeye missed the alarm again?”
36. Oklahoma
    • “Sooner or later, you’ll find a reason to get up.”
37. Oregon
    • “Rain, coffee, repeat.”
38. Pennsylvania
    • “Liberty to stay in bed?”
39. Rhode Island
    • “Big dreams, tiny state.”
40. South Carolina
    • “Palmetto bugs beat you to the bathroom.”
41. South Dakota
    • “Rushmore? More like rush less.”
42. Tennessee
    • “Country blues or just Monday blues?”
43. Texas
    • “Lone Star in the sky, still dark in your room.”
44. Utah
    • “Saltier than the lake this morning?”
45. Vermont
    • “Maple syrup’s slow, but you’re slower.”
46. Virginia
    • “History’s not the only thing that’s tired.”
47. Washington
    • “Evergreen state, ever-gray mood.”
48. West Virginia
    • “Mountains aren’t the only thing that’s blue.”
49. Wisconsin
    • “Cheesehead or bedhead?”
50. Wyoming
    • “Cowboy up or just lay down.”