Top 10 states with the worst dad jokes

10 states with the worst dad jokes as ranked by the fictional “Daily Chuckles Magazine.”

Texas
“It’s because everything’s bigger in Texas, including our groans at dad jokes,” quipped San Antonio local, Benny Boots.

Florida
“With all our sunshine, you’d think our humor would be brighter,” laughed Mira Sands from Miami.

Nebraska
“Corn may be our top crop, but our jokes? A-maize-ingly bad,” chuckled farmer Lenny Husker.

Oregon (particularly Portland)
“Between our constant rain and our endless love for artisanal coffee, we’ve brewed up quite the concoction of cringe-worthy dad jokes,” said Portland barista, Raina Drips.

New Jersey
“With all our turnpikes and diners, we’ve taken too many wrong exits to good humor,” confessed Jersey Shore resident, Tony Tolls.

Mississippi
“We might be slow to pronounce our state’s name, but we’re quick to throw a bad pun,” grinned Jackson native, Molly Magnolia.

Alaska
“Our days might be long, but our punchlines are longer,” admitted Fairbanks fisherman, Icy Rivers.

Idaho
“We’ve got a lot of potatoes, but unfortunately, our humor is just as starchy,” commented Boise local, Tater Totson.

Wisconsin
“Our cheese might be top-notch, but our jokes? Pretty cheesy,” winked Madison mom, Brie Laughlin.

California
“We’ve got Hollywood, but some of our dad jokes should never see the spotlight,” chuckled Los Angeles actor, Sunny Giggles.