What about Artificial Dumbness?

All this talk about Artificial Intelligence but nobody is addressing Artificial Dumbness.

I created this technology when confronted by various women who have been upset with me over the years.

Basically, you pretend you have no idea what they are talking about.

“Did you eat the last black-and-white cookies?”

“What cookies?”

“The black-and-white cookies that remind me of New York City.”

“Sure, let’s go to New York. Haven’t been in a while.”

“I don’t want to go to New York.”

“You should. It’s great!”

“I know. I GREW UP THERE. I want to know about the cookies.”

“I can tell you about cookies. One should eat them sparingly because sugar converts to fat in the body. And you get spikes.”

“What spikes?”

“I read that sugar spikes you.”

“Like in volleyball?”

“More like WWE.”

“Wait, what were we talking about.”

“I was saying I need to go to work. Byyyeeeeeee!”