Retail and Shopping

What aisle is shampoo?

Me: “What aisle is shampoo?”
CVS Lady: “Aisle 10.”
Me: “Great, thanks.”
CVS: “Er, Nine.”
Me: “Nine, got it.”
CVS: “Seven.”
Me: “Seven?”
CVS: “I’ll take you there.”
Me: “Good idea.”

Joe Ditzel

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