When Bey lifted me in the air with her devil ring

I keep seeing posts claiming Beyonce is Queen of the Illuminati and regularly wears a Baphomet ring. All I know is what happened to me in the front row of a Beyonce show I attended. I’m not a huge fan, barely know any songs, but I was ordering a pizza and dialed a radio station DJ by mistake. He said I was the 40th caller and I won the tickets.

At the show, Bey suddenly pointed her devil ring at me and lifted me in the air above the crowd. The audience thought I was part of the show and cheered wildly. I was such a hit she asked me to join the European leg of the tour as long as I am OK with regular ritual sacrifices involving Monster drinks and 1970s mood rings.