Where the Heck Did You Lose Your Watch?

What do you mean, you lost your watch? Come on, now! Think!

 

Did you lose it around here?

 

Or near here?

 

Were you on the shore? Think!

 

Did you go out on a boat?

 

Was it on this walkway?

 

Did you go out dancing at a club around here with those Russian girls? I told you to watch out for those Russian girls.

 

I don’t know what to tell you except cut back on the schnapps. That watch is gone.