You look just like the Queen of Sweden!

November 23, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Women who dumped me #54668. Tabitha dumped me when I told her I still have my stamp collection from 7th grade and she looks like a stamp I have of a young Queen of Sweden in 1640.

That feeling when Amazon says your package won’t arrive for another four weeks
That feeling when your phone has been charging for 4 hours and it’s up only five percent

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.