Youth Football League Accuses 8-Year-Old Quarterback of Deflating Footballs

Johnson City Youth Football accused Tony “Dead Eye ” Modinoresksi of deflating footballs in a recent game. Modinoresksi is considered the best quarterback in the Tri-City area in the last 20 years.

“We caught him right before the game. He would put the balls underneath his shirt and let some air out with a bicycle tire pump nib,” said a League official.

Modinoresksi denied all wrongdoing, saying he rubs the footballs on his belly for good luck. A hearing will be held to determine if he will be eligible to go on any more trips to McDonald’s after the games.