Naked and afraid
I stood naked on stage yesterday afternoon at the Oscars rehearsal as the crew checked the lights and cameras for
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I stood naked on stage yesterday afternoon at the Oscars rehearsal as the crew checked the lights and cameras for
Read MoreEvery day there is some new scam where someone is trying to sue or get worker’s compensation money because they
Read MoreMe: “Did you know in ancient Egypt, the average life expectancy for males was 23-25 years and for females was
Read MoreIn the sun-drenched, avocado-toast-loving city of San Diego, a tale unfolds that’s so absurd, it could only be true in
Read MoreKate Winslet and Ricky Gervais work on the new Golden Globes theme song, “Velvet Ropes and Vodka Shots.”
Read More“Wuthering Heights” is essentially a love story that makes Romeo and Juliet’s brief fling look like a well-adjusted, healthy relationship.
Read MoreYou know what’s way worse than a Karen? A male Karen. Crazy train. The funniest one I heard was downtown
Read MoreMe after triple-bogeying four holes in a row on a par-3 golf course.
Read MoreMy password brain is on empty. I’m down to weird combinations of girls that dumped me in fifth grade, obscure
Read MoreAnnouncing the Kitchen Comedy Festival in my kitchen. Please submit your audition tape and $1997 for consideration. Parking not included.
Read MoreIn the grand saga of culinary conundrums, there exists a dilemma so profound, it has philosophers and foodies alike scratching
Read MoreI was playing around with the awesome iPhone camera, pointing it as stars and such, when I saw this alien
Read MoreFun fact: TSA rules allow you to bring a live lobster through security checks. Just not on a leash.
Read MoreHeadline I didn’t expect to see today: On-duty police officer in uniform arrested for shoplifting at a sporting goods store.
Read MoreBREAKING: Coachella implements surge pricing at festival outhouses. Electric Daisy Carnival and Bonnaroo expected to follow.
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